It has recently come to my attention that my entire attitude involving animals has been completely misguided and wildly incorrect. For as long as I can remember, I have considered myself a dog person. The reasoning behind this was simple: I liked animals that at least pretended to care whether I was alive or not. […]
Ever since I was a kid, I have been a big fan of pets. If there wasn’t some sort of four-legged critter following me around or trying to climb onto my lap, something just didn’t seem right. I wanted as any animals around me as possible. Someday, I thought, I would live in a place […]
Dear diary, So this is how it ends. I have been sitting here in the dark for what seems to be hours. I, of course, have no idea how long it has actually been since it can be very difficult to read a clock in the dark. Not that it would matter seeing as how […]
Dear diary, It seems like I have very little to look forward to most days. I’ve heard that in some places, dogs like me do useful things like hunting. Unfortunately, the humans won’t bring in live animals inside and when we are outside, they absolutely refuse to let me hunt down and kill anything. They […]
Dear diary, Well, I don’t know what that human lady’s problem is, but today was the last straw. The humans began their obnoxious moving early this morning. I’ve never understood why they insist on getting out of the bed, but nevertheless they do. And when the humans get up, that means I do too. After […]
It has been four days since I have posted. I’m sure that it looks like I was being lazy, but that is far from the case. Instead, I was learning valuable life lessons. Since my life lessons were so very valuable, I thought it would be in the best interest of everyone if I were […]
Ever since we were first dating, my wife has told me that she loves pets. She grew up with dogs and cats, so it was a given that we would have pets in our house. While she loves our dog to the point that it has become a little bit unnerving and she defends our […]
Our pets. They are loving, cuddly and adorable at all times, unless you have a pet snake, in which case they are not so cuddly. More scaly and unpleasant, actually. Nevertheless, we love our pets. They are many people’s favorite thing to talk about. Some people even carry them in their purses next to their […]
If you’ve ever seen clips of children’s beauty pageants, you have seen stage parents, one of the strangest marvels to walk the face of the Earth. Almost as strange as stage pet owners….
The weekend can be a very boring time. I’ve found it can be an excellent time for self reflection. It’s important for a person to look inside themselves and examine their innermost thoughts. These are what I’ve thought about today. – Someone at some point in history invented shoelaces. Before that, they only had shoes […]
The Life and Times of Nathan Badley... 