Dear diary, All I want is peace and quiet. Is that too much to ask for? I mean, I do my part. I rarely say a word, only making a sound to alert the humans that something somewhere has made some sort of knocking sound. They act like they don’t appreciate my help, but I […]
Dear diary, As you are very aware, I am a neat dog. I like to keep things tidy and very organized. You never know when you are going to be forced to find your best nylon bone on a second’s notice. I was in the middle of my licking routine this afternoon when I saw […]
Dear diary, Well, I don’t know what that human lady’s problem is, but today was the last straw. The humans began their obnoxious moving early this morning. I’ve never understood why they insist on getting out of the bed, but nevertheless they do. And when the humans get up, that means I do too. After […]
It is currently 4:14 in the AM. So why am I awake right now, you may ask? Well, I am asking the same question. I don’t have a good answer. Maybe I’m concerned with the economy. Maybe I’m worried about the type of world my future children will have to live in. Maybe my dog […]
The Life and Times of Nathan Badley... 