It was early this morning when I walked into a meeting. I was very tired and waiting for my coffee to kick in. During this part of the day, it is easy for things to slip by me. I may not notice things. I am fairly certain that if I were ever stabbed in the […]
Apple announced today the preorder date for its upcoming iPhone 5, the most highly anticipated phone since the iPhone 4s was announced a year ago. Apple has done a great deal to improve on their flagship product. They have made it thinner and sleeker while at the same time making the screen larger. It’s enough […]
Sometimes it may seem to people that writing on the internet is a waste of time. For the most part it is. I mean, no one really needs to read about my attempts to hold in a sneeze. (Spoiler alert: The sneeze comes out before, ultimately, my head explodes.) In actuality, though, we are living […]
As long as I can remember, I have suffered through this problem. Because of this, I have alienated friends and hurt those that love me. Now, after years of suffering, I am ready to admit it. I am powerless against this. I have a serious problem. My name is Nathan and I am a phone-pacer. […]
As I was driving down the road today, I came upon a car stopped on the shoulder. Pulled by this car was a trailer. Now, this is a common sight. I have seen thousands of trailers in my life, but something was different here. This one had a catapult on it. Living in an urban […]
Dear Mitt Romney, I want to start things off by saying congratulations to you. You are now officially the Republican presidential candidate! By earning the Republican nomination for president, you have joined the illustrious ranks of former nominees such as Alf Landon, Wendell Willkie, John C. Fremont, and Thomas E. Dewey. Clearly, with this nomination, […]
Warning: the following post was written on a smartphone. You will most likely find it to be full of typos and, occaisuonally diffycylt to read. Not that this is much different than usual. Technology is a great thing. Without technology, we would still be ridibg horses everywhere and dying if typhoid fever. That would be […]
All around the world today, people were forced into awkward, unnatural embracing. Under normal circumstances, being hugged is saved for special occasions or people you really like. Today, though, it could have come from the neighbor, the mailman, a stranger in a store, even the smelly homeless gentleman you were nice enough to hand your […]
I remember when my mom got her first cell phone. It was a large brick of a cell phone that was able to do two things: Call people and play a game where you controlled a worm. What a technological marvel it was. It was like a phone you would have in your house, but […]
Since the iPhone was launched you’ve heard it over 100,000,000 times (I may be exaggerating, but I don’t feel like I am). “There’s an app for that.” Before I tell you why I’ve brought this up, I would like to say thank you to you, Steve Jobs. You have allowed your marketing department to permeate […]
The Life and Times of Nathan Badley... 