It is a well-known fact that I am not a huge fan of kids. I could delve into the reasons again or you could just watch “Children of the Corn” and figure it out for yourself. Despite this wish to steer clear of any person who cannot manage to wipe themselves, I constantly find myself […]
It’s a dilemma as old as time. You have a date that you want to impress. You want that date to think you are a smart, well-educated, person with a vast cultural appetite. So what do you do on a date? Your usual evening of eating hot wings and watching procedural crime shows is not […]
Dear gentleman behind me in the movie theater, Wow! That sure was a great movie, huh? I bet you thought there were a lot of very funny parts and a good soundtrack. I know you enjoyed it because I could hear your laughter. I, however, am not sure whether I enjoyed it or not. See, […]
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Happy Easter from the Life and Times. Enjoy your chocolate bunnies.
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If you’ve ever seen clips of children’s beauty pageants, you have seen stage parents, one of the strangest marvels to walk the face of the Earth. Almost as strange as stage pet owners….
It has come to my attention that it is Friday. That may seem like nothing, except yesterday was Thursday. That still may seem like no big deal, but to me it is. Yesterday was Haiku Thursday, and yet, I wrote no haiku. So in the interest of people being able to get on with their […]