Dear cashier at Krystal, It was lunchtime and I was on the lookout for some cheap, tasty eats to shove down my gob. Unfortunately, cheap and tasty rarely go together. That’s why I found the cheap, least offensive option and chose your fine establishment. When I arrived, I was not surprised to find a decent […]
To Whom It May Concern, My name is Nathan. I am a person who uses the internet frequently, both receiving and sending emails. I also do a lot of blogging. This may seem to be a random non sequitur to you, but there is a reason I bring this up. Because of these particular activities, […]
Dear man in front of me at the gas station, Hello. It’s great to talk to you. You might remember me. I’m the person who was behind you in line at the gas station that seemed to be slightly impatient. While I’m sure you thought this was rude, let me explain myself. While I was […]
Dear Anonymous Internet Commenter, Hello. You might remember me as the gentleman who wrote that article you just read. I wanted to think you for taking the time to comment on my article. It’s not every day I have someone take the time to point out every flaw or inconsistency I have ever written, so […]
Earlier this week, I wrote a piece about the government’s possible shutdown. In this piece, I jokingly nominated myself as future president of America. While I was sure that this was obviously a suggestion to be taken likely, I was clearly wrong. Yesterday, I received this message about my piece: “Dude You’re an idiot some […]
Dear Jennifer, I don’t know who you are. I’ve never met you. I don’t even know your last name. This makes this letter even more difficult for me. I have had my current phone number for the last six years. For most of those six years, it has been an enjoyable experience. The only […]
The following letter is intended to be tongue in cheek. It is not meant to be taken seriously. Please do not take it seriously. In response to the Supreme Court ruling in favor of the Westboro Baptist Church‘s right to protest funerals, I have written them a letter. I do NOT, in any way, agree […]
There are a few things in my life that I have found are always true. First, it can always be worse. I have learned from every crappy sitcom I’ve ever seen. If you ever even think, “Well, at least it can’t get any worse,” then it starts to rain on you. And you will never […]
The Life and Times of Nathan Badley... 