Stop Being Creepy Google

Yesterday, I wrote an amusing little vignette about an email I had received. I am, of course, using the word “amusing” very loosely. I guess you could say the same thing about “vignette.” Really, most of that last sentence was a large pile of crap. In this email I referred to, the Republican National Committee […]

Answering The Internet’s Burning Questions

One of the joys of hosting a blog on WordPress is that you are privy to some of the search terms that have led people to you. It can be very insightful. For instance, I had no idea that this blog was a hotbed for information on irrational women, but thanks to WordPress, I now […]

New Year’s Day on a Wednesday? Let’s Be Reasonable…

Dear Barack Obama and/or any other public official this might pertain to, Happy 2014! I’m sure you are ready for 2013 to be over. With the launch of and the government shutdown, the number of Americans who disapprove of you has jumped up 10%. That’s not good for you at all. If I found […]

Snoop Dogg is Out To Ruin My Relationship

My wife and I just had a fight. Normally, this would be the part where I try to convince myself it was her fault. On her end, she is no doubt doing the same. This time, though, neither one of us is to blame. This time, it’s all Snoop Dogg’s fault. Like every married fight, […]

Thanks For Ruining Everything, Media Jerks!

Dear CNN, Fox, NBC, Google, Yahoo, ESPN, and everyone on Facebook or Twitter, As you might have heard, the Olympics began this weekend in London. Today was the first day of events and I was very eager to watch Michael Phelps swim in his first race. As you have reminded me every day leading up […]

What to Say When You Don’t Know What to Say to a Guy

As I do occasionally, I was perusing a list of Google searches that have led to my blog. I skimmed through, finding the usual “Unicorns” and “Obama Shower Curtain” and came upon a new one I had never encountered. “What to say when you don’t know what to say to a guy.” This struck me […]

The Mystery Voicemail

Nothing surprises me more than a voicemail. No one contacts me via telephone, so normally I am excited to answer. Somehow, though, an occasional call slips by me, only arriving as a voicemail. This was the situation I found myself in this evening as I looked at my phone. There, somehow going unnoticed throughout the […]