The Right Candidate For Pope: Not To Sound Narcissistic, But Me

  For those who have been unaware of the world for the past few weeks, the reigning Catholic Pope has turned in his red shoes and left his post as ruler of the largest church in the world. Today was the first day of voting for a new pope and, after much deliberation, no consensus […]


The Story of St. Patrick

Today is St. Patrick’s Day, the day where everyone gets to pretend their Irish, green food and drinks are permissible, and you can pinch a coworker without expecting extensive legal action. Or course, like most holidays, no one has the slightest idea what St. Patrick’s Day is really all about. Unlike Christmas, Charles Schultz didn’t […]

My Letter to the Westboro Baptist Church

The following letter is intended to be tongue in cheek. It is not meant to be taken seriously. Please do not take it seriously. In response to the Supreme Court ruling in favor of the Westboro Baptist Church‘s right to protest funerals, I have written them a letter. I do NOT, in any way, agree […]