Man So Bored With Super Bowl That He Tried To Eat His Brother’s Ear

When a big event like the Super Bowl takes place, you are sure to hear some weird stories. After all, it is a day when 325.5 million gallons of beer is consumed. That does not exactly sound like a day full of responsible decisions. All around the country, people are more likely to break bones […]

Good Luck With Your Job Hunt, Replacement Refs

The NFL referee strike is over and it could not have happened soon enough. After the blown call this last Monday, commissioner Roger Goodell walked into work only to find he had 30,000 (not an exaggeration) phone messages waiting for him. When you have that many messages, you have either done something very good, something […]

Wife Talk: Football

It’s that time of the year again. Football has returned which means countless Sundays spent trying to explain to my wife why I insist on watch a bunch of grown men wear pads and hit each other. After the following conversation this last Sunday, I don’t think she gets it yet: Wife: Why did that […]

Anyone Can Talk About the NFL Draft. Yes, Even You.

Nothing is bigger in America than football. People love football. There is something about the potential of debilitating injury from being hit by a 300 pound man that seems to get everyone interested. This love of football, though, can become a problem for some. Since the season lasts six months, the most football crazed must […]

Super Bowl XLVI: The Best Live Blog to Ever Live

It can be very hard to keep up with all of the Super Bowl’s happenings. You might miss something while you get your fourth helping of cheese dip. What if there is a line for the bathroom? You could miss one of the most amazing, unforgettable moments in sports history while you’re trying to contain […]

Farewell NFL Lockout. We Hardly Knew Ye.

I can’t remember the last time I was this happy on a Monday. It must have been months, nay, years ago that I felt this overjoyed about the week beginning. This is one of the best Mondays in the history of the world. The sun is shining, birds are singing, animated creatures are frolicking through […]

Congratulations, Your Marriage Proposal Looks Pretty Darn Good Now

I remember my marriage proposal like it was yesterday. It was dark outside because that is usually what happens at night here in Kansas. After having a dinner that I cooked myself (I am an excellent cook), I pulled out a ring a proposed. She mentally went through her pros and cons list and, fortunately, […]

Lockouts: Fun For the Whole Family!

It’s the newest thing. It seems like if you aren’t doing it, you are missing out on all of the excitement. In fact, if you haven’t jumped on the bandwagon yet, you’re most likely a huge loser. Everyone in America is doing the lockout. The definition of a lockout is very simple. From Wikipedia: “A […]

You Want a Hit TV Show? Here It Is….

Attention, television executives. I have done it. After countless hours of research (or at least that’s what I call it to justify watching TV instead of helping around the house), I have come up with the perfect show. A show so big, the NFL will want to broadcast the Super Bowl AFTER it. To create […]