Christmas Music: How Soon Is Too Soon?

This is my first post with the website Talk Nerdy With Us. Really it’s my second, but the first one hardly counts because I had to acknowledge the existence of Miley Cyrus in it. If you’re a good person, you will click here and look at this. If you’re not, that’s fine. We can’t all […]

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A Letter From Santa

Dear Everyone in the World (with a few exceptions), Wow! Another Christmas has come and gone. I think we can all agree 2012 was a great holiday season full of Christmas spirit. First, I would like to thank my elves. As always, the boys in the factory worked their little tiny elven tushies off. As […]

A Boy and His Toilet: Best Friends Forever

In 1996, a great fad took overAmerica. It was bigger than the Beatles, more important than any cultural item had ever been. That year, McDonalds took a break from throwing their usual cheap plastic toys into happy meals and took on one of the biggest fads of all time- the Beanie Baby. I desperately wanted […]

Twas Two Nights Before Christmas

Twas two nights before Christmas And all through the town The men were panicked for no gift had they found. “I’m dead meat, I’m done,” They cried in defeat As some other lucky husband grabbed the last jewelry that was cheap. They went to store after store But to no avail As the hours were […]

Christmas Music: A Holiday Plague

I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m a very big fan of the Christmas season. What’s not to like? You get presents, people at least try to be nice to each other, and fat old men are revered instead of ridiculed. It sounds like pure bliss to me. Unfortunately, this season has a dark underbelly […]

The 12 Days of Christmas: A Gift-Givers Guide to the Perfect Present

It seems like just yesterday we were devouring turkey and pumpkin pie. In fact, some of you may have just woken up from your Thanksgiving Day coma. I’m sure you’re dizzy and disoriented and probably smell pretty bad. A 25 day nap will do that to you. While you’re trying to get adjusted to the […]

It Sucks to Grow Up: The Birthday Edition

Most nightmares cannot come true. It’s impossible. The odds of the shark from Jaws chasing you down the street while you are trying to find your pants so you can get to your advanced Sociology final, a class you’ve never even been to, by the way, are very slim. There is one nightmare that people […]