The iPhone Does More Than Just Play Angry Birds. It Cures Gay People.

March 22, 2011 by badlandsbadley

Since the iPhone was launched you’ve heard it over 100,000,000 times (I may be exaggerating, but I don’t feel like I am). “There’s an app for that.” Before I tell you why I’ve brought this up, I would like to say thank you to you, Steve Jobs. You have allowed your marketing department to permeate […]

Aliens Infiltrate Sammy Hagar’s Brain, Completely Ignore Mine

March 21, 2011 by badlandsbadley

As I began to peruse my daily news today, my eyes immediately jumped to an article about Sammy Hagar. You might remember Sammy Hagar as 99% of America’s second favorite Van Halen singer (if you like Gary Cherone better, I assume you know nothing about music, therefore you do not count in my statistics). While […]