Science Tells Us Why Clowns Are Creepy, Still Unable to Say Why They Won’t Leave Us Alone

At some point in the history of mankind, adults made a very strange decision. They all got together and, after what I assume was a very tense back and forth debate, voted that kids love clowns. They decided clowns should be at any children’s event, terrorizing birthday parties, causing panic at circuses and carnivals, leading […]

Deep Thoughts For The Weekend

The weekend can be a very boring time. I’ve found it can be an excellent time for self reflection. It’s important for a person to look inside themselves and examine their innermost thoughts. These are what I’ve thought about today. – Someone at some point in history invented shoelaces. Before that, they only had shoes […]