-People always say “When the going gets tough, the tough get going.” That, though, does not seem like a specific enough statement. Where are the tough going? Maybe they went to grab some Korean food or to pick up a pack of gum. A better statement would be “When the going gets tough, the tough […]
-It must be hard to get jobs if you are an ugly plastic surgeon, but it can’t be as hard as a nudist getting a job as a tailor. -I asked a kid what kind of Popsicle he had and he told me, “Green!” I know it was probably lime, but there is a slim […]
-Life is like a bucket of paint. I’m not too sure how, but I bet there is a good analogy in there somewhere. -You should always try to be the best you that you can be, unless, of course, the best you is a huge jerk. Then you really don’t need to waste your time. […]
– My favorite Marx Brother is Groucho. My least favorite is definitely Karl. – If shoes were sized by letters, I would wear a size J, sometimes a J and a half. – Dry dog food looks a lot like cereal. If you put milk on it, though, it still takes like dog food. Soggy […]
The weekend can be a very boring time. I’ve found it can be an excellent time for self reflection. It’s important for a person to look inside themselves and examine their innermost thoughts. These are what I’ve thought about today. – Someone at some point in history invented shoelaces. Before that, they only had shoes […]
The Life and Times of Nathan Badley... 