Tag Archives: Mormon Tabernacle Choir

Gary Busey v. Ted Haggard: TV Delightfully Scrapes the Bottom of the Barrel

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I am not a fan of reality TV. It’s not a fact I’ve been shy about. Nearly everyone I’ve ever met knows how I feel. If I could, I would hire a skywriter to broadcast it to the world. I would send out a mass email to all of the world’s people and all it […]

List of the Week: Inappropriate Times to Yawn

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-While on trial -During a no-yawning contest -In water -While boxing -When your spouse says you aren’t taking their needs seriously -In a swarm of locusts -While playing dead -While swallowing -During a marriage proposal -During the wedding after the proposal -While your wife is in labor -While directing the Mormon Tabernacle Choir -In the […]