One day, many years ago, mankind was created. We could spend all day debating how this happened, whether some sort of slimy creature crawled out of the ocean and decided they would rather walk on two legs, build civilizations, and create marvels of human creation like the pyramids or the Big Mac, or whether some […]
The world can be a depressing place. There are all sorts of terrible things happening at any one time. Just today, someone at work drank the last of the coffee and DIDN’T MAKE ANY MORE! I MEAN, WHAT ARE WE, BARBARIANS?! JUST MAKE THE COFFEE! IT TAKES ALL OF 30 SECONDS! AND WHILE WE’RE AT […]
Before today’s post begins, I would like to warn you, the reader, of the content that is about to follow. If you are a person who is insistent that the world is filled with only the best things, that deep down everything is perfect and everything is as it seems, then the following post may […]
I am not a fan of reality TV. It’s not a fact I’ve been shy about. Nearly everyone I’ve ever met knows how I feel. If I could, I would hire a skywriter to broadcast it to the world. I would send out a mass email to all of the world’s people and all it […]
I hate TV. I should be more specific. It is not the entertainment of TV that I hate. Nothing is more enjoyable then sitting down, turning my brain off, and staring mindlessly at a flashing screen. I’m not going to sit here and preach the evils of television or the lack of “quality, though-provoking” programming. […]
I want to be famous. I don’t want to be famous for the same reasons everyone else does, though. I have no delusions of grandeur and I don’t really care that much about money. I watch MTV Cribs and wonder why anyone would even want some of these things that they beam about. I feel […]
Today is the last day of February. That means the winter months are officially ending and its time to look forward to Spring. Hoorah! With that said, it’s time for us to examine the best things about Spring. 1. The weather Sandwiched in between the frigidity of Winter and the brain melting heat of Summer […]
Attention, television executives. I have done it. After countless hours of research (or at least that’s what I call it to justify watching TV instead of helping around the house), I have come up with the perfect show. A show so big, the NFL will want to broadcast the Super Bowl AFTER it. To create […]
The Life and Times of Nathan Badley... 