Wife Talk: Wedding Cake? Why?

As a habitual internet news junkie, I spend a fair amount of my day finding things out that I view as very interesting. No one else ever does. Apparently my interests are far different from everyone else’s. I have deduced this after dozens of examples of people’s eyes glazing over as I speak. That is […]

Meet Nathan, the World’s Worst Wedding Usher

“Hi. Bride or groom?” After never having asked this question once in my life, all of a sudden I was forced to ask this 200 times within a 30 minute time frame. I didn’t even really understand the question. Was there going to be a massive all out war between the two sides? Was I […]

List of the Week: Inappropriate Times to Yawn

-While on trial -During a no-yawning contest -In water -While boxing -When your spouse says you aren’t taking their needs seriously -In a swarm of locusts -While playing dead -While swallowing -During a marriage proposal -During the wedding after the proposal -While your wife is in labor -While directing the Mormon Tabernacle Choir -In the […]

McDonalds Happy to Host McWeddings for McCouples, Still Makes Gross Food

There is a brand new wrinkle in the argument about the sanctity of marriage, and it has nothing to do with politics. It does have to do with the Hamburglar. The newest fad in Hong Kong are weddings in McDonalds. Yes, I do mean McDonalds, the home of the McChicken, the cause of making you […]