The Story of Saint Valentine

The following story is roughly 20% historically accurate. Valentine’s Day has become so commercial. You can’t walk into a store without a heart-shaped visage of a fat baby armed with a bow and arrow being shoved in your face. Heart shaped candy is on every aisle. Buying roses and jewelry has become a must. With […]

List of the Week: Inappropriate Times to Yawn

-While on trial -During a no-yawning contest -In water -While boxing -When your spouse says you aren’t taking their needs seriously -In a swarm of locusts -While playing dead -While swallowing -During a marriage proposal -During the wedding after the proposal -While your wife is in labor -While directing the Mormon Tabernacle Choir -In the […]