List of the Week: Inappropriate Times to Yawn

-While on trial

-During a no-yawning contest

-In water

-While boxing

-When your spouse says you aren’t taking their needs seriously

-In a swarm of locusts

-While playing dead

-While swallowing

-During a marriage proposal

-During the wedding after the proposal

-While your wife is in labor

-While directing the Mormon Tabernacle Choir

-In the middle of an inspirational halftime speech

3 thoughts on “List of the Week: Inappropriate Times to Yawn

  1. I’d di.e if I yawned or opened my mouth for anything during when there’s a swarm of locusts! ….what am I saying…I’d di.e if I found myself even near a locust swarm! Eww…eww!…eww!!

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