If I Ever Go Missing, Ask My Wife About It First

When you enter a committed, monogamous relationship with someone, you will eventually find out some strange facts about your chosen mate. They might brush their teeth in the shower or floss in bed. For me, I found out my wife likes to slather her grilled cheese sandwiches in mayonnaise, kisses dogs on the mouth, and […]


I Won’t Be There With Bells On. I’ll Probably Just Wear Regular Clothes.

Once upon a time in foggy London town (I’m making that assumption, fair or not), two gentlemen met on a street. “Top of the morning, Reginald,” said the first man, tipping his top hat in Reginald’s direction. “Indeed it is, William” said the second man, pausing when he realized this was an inappropriate response to […]