Like Applebee’s, Olive Garden Loves Drunken Toddlers

You might recall mere days ago, I tried to defend Applebee’s against the unjust allegations that they were trying to give alcohol to a toddler when they, in fact, ACCIDENTALLY gave a toddler alcohol. Big difference. Yesterday, after the uproar had reached a fever pitch (and by fever pitch, I mean it was on a […]