Like Applebee’s, Olive Garden Loves Drunken Toddlers

You might recall mere days ago, I tried to defend Applebee’s against the unjust allegations that they were trying to give alcohol to a toddler when they, in fact, ACCIDENTALLY gave a toddler alcohol. Big difference. Yesterday, after the uproar had reached a fever pitch (and by fever pitch, I mean it was on a […]


Applebee’s Gives Alcohol to Toddler: Why It Can’t Possibly Be Their Fault

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we are gathered here today in the court of public opinion to cast judgment on a friend of yours and of mine. Surely you remember the many happy meals you’ve shared there, breaking bread with your family and loved ones. The smiles you have had on your face as […]