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Things the family in front of me at the baseball game talked about:
Birthdays
Brunch
The salmon that would be served at brunch
How good the salmon would be
Beer
Fly fishing
Fly fishing during a baseball game
Jewelry
Weddings
Footlong corndogs
Pink sprinkled doughnuts
How much they wanted doughnuts, regardless of color or sprinkle-coverage
Cell phone photography
Sweat
Whether one should or shouldn’t change an adopted child’s name
Fireworks
The shape of the scoreboard
Their peanut throwing ability
Things they did not talk about:
Baseball
Their obvious adult ADD
The Life and Times of Nathan Badley... 
Totally bipolar topics.
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No kidding.
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Why in the world would they discuss such topics at a baseball game? I mean it is not making sense.
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They apparently decided that watching a baseball game is not the correct activity while at a baseball stadium. Instead, one should rehash the minutia of their life for strangers to hear and make fun of.
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A waste of time i say, why did they not rather give them tickets to fans who might have appreciated the game more then them.?
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I wish I could tell you. Maybe they find the atmosphere pleasant and conducive to their talking. Or maybe their just rude.
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Pay for tickets and chat like you are at home. What a waste
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Aman. Hallelujah.
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Yesterday I was on the phone with my friend and interrupted her to talk about the pattern of my curtains XD btw the pattern is triangular. I’m pretty sure I’m ADD too.
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