Lady Gaga and Mystery Man Arrested After Hot Air Balloon Joy Ride*

There, on the front page of Yahoo, was what was sure to be the biggest news story of the year. “Bad-boy Actor Pummels Justin Bieber.” Finally, after tormenting the world for what seems like years, some actor had taken care of Bieber once and for all. It was probably Nicholas Cage. Cage doesn’t seem to […]

Rest In Peace, News

I quit. I resign, I give up, I’m done with it. As far as I am concerned, it has been put out to pasture like an aging race horse with a broken leg. And just like that race horse, long ago it served an actual purpose, but now that purpose has been forgotten, with the […]

The Lost Post

Tonight is one of those nights where I just sit on that couch trying to figure out where my evening has gone. I got home from work with plans for what I was going to do today. It turns out that my attention span lasts a matter of minutes before I get distracted by something […]