Help! My Booger is Trying to Kill Me!

Warning: The following post is real highbrow writing. If you aren’t prepped for a piece of literature that should be read on Masterpiece Theater, this may not be the post for you. Ever since I can remember, I’ve been out of shape. I’ve never been to the point of huffing and wheezing as I make […]

Dear Lady Running in the Snow, STOP IT NOW PLEASE!

As a I exited my apartment this morning, I was greeted with arctic air and a slippery sidewalk. I slowly made my way to my vehicle, shuffling my feet to keep from falling. I’m sure I looked like a crazy person. I’m not talking normal crazy, I’m talking “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” crazy. […]