Wind Chimes: The Least Useful Invention Ever

Sometime around 600 BC in the heart of the Roman empire sat two individuals. “Hey, Marcius,” said the first man. “Is it windy out here? I can’t quite tell.” Marcius licked his finger and held it into the air. His face scrunched and screwed. “You know, Valentinius, I can’t really tell either.” Marcius and Valentinius […]