Weddings: The Most Romantic Nonsense You Will Ever See

In the life of a woman, there are a handful of monumental moments. Their entire life, they will be able to, in detail, tell stories of their first kiss, first date, their first boyfriend. All of these stories, though, pale in comparison to the event they lead up to. The wedding. Dozens of times in […]

Meet Nathan, the World’s Worst Wedding Usher

“Hi. Bride or groom?” After never having asked this question once in my life, all of a sudden I was forced to ask this 200 times within a 30 minute time frame. I didn’t even really understand the question. Was there going to be a massive all out war between the two sides? Was I […]

The Royal Wedding: The Greatest Event in History

The world has gone completely mad. Crazy, bonkers, berserk, nutso. For some reason, we have all fixated our incredibly short attention spans on one event. The Royal Wedding of Prince William and Kathryn “That commoner marrying a royal figurehead” Middleton. Now, I must preface anything I’m about to say with one simple disclosure: I am […]