Bathroom Philosophy

This evening, I partook in a rousing game of bowling. I am not a great bowler. In fact, I am the worst bowler in history. Nor do I normally care for the bowling alley atmosphere. Sometimes, though, a bowling alley can surprise you. After a few games and a couple overpriced Diet Cokes, I had […]

Daytona 500: Slightly more exciting than watching nothing at all…

All across this grand country, the trailer parks are abuzz. The Super Bowl of auto racing has arrived. This Sunday, the Daytona 500 will be run. (Little known fact: The first Daytona 500 was run in 1845 when a young Abraham Lincoln outraced Mark Twain. He was later disqualified for using illegal shoes on his […]