Thanks for Accepting My Tax Money, Government. Glad I Can Help.

Dear Government, Good evening. I hope this letter finds you well. You might not know me. My name is Nathan Badley. You probably know me as SSN# 111111111. I was writing to let you know that I have, officially, filed my taxes. Much like most Americans, I have spent the last week cursing your name […]


New Record To Beat: 25,000 Big Macs

I don’t remember my first trip to McDonalds. There is a very specific reason for that: I feel nothing about McDonalds. I don’t hate it, I don’t love it, I nothing it. In fact, the best way to describe McDonalds is with a quick “meh.” And, yes, that is to be said in the middle […]