I fancy myself a smart person. I don’t mean to brag, but an IQ test online once told me I was a genius. The same website also told me which Power Ranger I am (The red one) and what food I was most like (A gyro), so it may not have been a real IQ […]
I don’t understand why movie theatres sell large drinks. They find suckers like me and post pictures of drinks, almost as if to say, “A movie is a REALLY long time to go without some sort of refreshment. Good luck with your dry and itchy throat!” I almost have no choice but to spend every […]
DEAR NATHAN: My boyfriend and I have been together for six years. We finally moved in together a year ago. Things have been going pretty well, with the exception of an unusual habit of his that has become more evident since living together. He spends anywhere from 45 minutes to 2 1/2 hours in the […]
Warning: The following post is an excellent example of over sharing. If you do not care for over sharing, please move along to a different blog. I hear there are a lot of blogs that feature recipes. Maybe you could learn to make a nice spinach dip or some tomato relish to garnish your black […]
In 1996, a great fad took overAmerica. It was bigger than the Beatles, more important than any cultural item had ever been. That year, McDonalds took a break from throwing their usual cheap plastic toys into happy meals and took on one of the biggest fads of all time- the Beanie Baby. I desperately wanted […]
I bet the first toilet brush was actually a hairbrush. And I bet the person using it was a brother and that it was actually his sister’s hairbrush. He definitely got grounded.