Dear Nathan

DEAR NATHAN: I’m 13, and a few weeks ago I met a guy online, got his number and we texted — a lot. Before I knew it, we were flirting up a storm. He lives in Tennessee and I’m in Texas. He’s the same age as I am, so I don’t see anything wrong with […]


Man Buys Texas Town, Degrades Women in the Name of Hot Wings

I am a man of many talents. I am great at shooting rubberbands. When it comes to beverages, I know that I can win a Diet Pepsi drinking contest against anyone. Amongst other things, though, I am a great judge of character. Being a great judge of character, I know immediately when I will not […]

Deep Thoughts From My 3-Year-Old Niece

“I like a sock, pants, and underwear sandwich.” “NO DADDY! We do NOT do that with our crayons! Crayons are NOT for throwing!” “EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!” (Said while running through the kitchen nude, slapping her own butt.) “That music was perfect for pottying…” “Do we eat our poop?”