Superman Leaves Lois Lane For Wonder Woman. Apparently, Ladies Really Like Capes…

Note: I realize that some of the information here may not be accurate. However, if you correct me on any of it, I will call you a nerd and make fun of you. Everyone will be pointing and laughing and making jokes about your inability to talk to the opposite gender. Now on to a […]

Never Fear, Your Guide To Superpowers is Here

It’s a question that has plagued mankind for centuries. Plato and Socrates spent their entire lives debating this question. There is even a legend that the Thinking Man statue is deep in thought, longing for an answer to this question. I am, of course, speaking of the age old question, “What is the best superpower?” […]

Muffins: My Drug of Choice

I hate my coworkers. I don’t mean that in a negative way. They are all very nice and I like being around them. They all seem like good people and, if the opportunity came up, I would not consider seriously injuring myself to avoid spending time with them outside of work. This being said, they […]