Coffee or Coffeeish?

In an office environment, there is always something to complain about. It could be that boss who has been in management so long they have lost all touch with reality. It could be that coworker’s insistence on having a mid-afternoon snack break followed by the mid-afternoon experiencing of terrible Frito breath. It could be any […]

My Day at the Airport

8:30- Arrive at the airport. My 9:30 flight is delayed until 11:30. I have no choice but to kill time until my flight by wandering through every store in the airport terminal. 8:35- Having forgotten how Kansas City International works, I am reminded that there are only two stores in the entire terminal. Having seen […]

The National Museum of Suburban History: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…

Living in the suburbs has its benefits. It’s safe to walk around the neighborhood. Every house looks the same, so there is very little reason to feel jealous of your neighbor’s home. It’s always easy to find a Starbucks since there are roughly sixteen per square mile. Of course this stability leads to one thing. […]

The Thin Line Between Genius and Insanity: Really, Guys. It is Super Thin.

There is a very common phrase that says, “There is a thin line between genius and insanity.” It is, in essence, saying that if we were to map genius and insanity, they would be Canada and the United States. Albert Einstein and Charles Manson would be close enough to touch, but still not quite in […]

Random Thought of the Day

I would like to go to Starbucks and stand near the counter. Then, when they ask what they can get for me, I would say “I’m good,” then walk over to the cream pitcher and start drinking out of it.