How To Write Fiction That Will Knock Your Socks Off

For years, I’ve dreamed of writing a classic novel. I wanted to be mentioned in the same breath as Bradbury and Twain and that guy who wrote all of the DaVinci Code books. There was just one thing holding me back. I can’t write fiction. In the early 1900’s this would mean you had no […]

New Record To Beat: 25,000 Big Macs

I don’t remember my first trip to McDonalds. There is a very specific reason for that: I feel nothing about McDonalds. I don’t hate it, I don’t love it, I nothing it. In fact, the best way to describe McDonalds is with a quick “meh.” And, yes, that is to be said in the middle […]

McDonalds Happy to Host McWeddings for McCouples, Still Makes Gross Food

There is a brand new wrinkle in the argument about the sanctity of marriage, and it has nothing to do with politics. It does have to do with the Hamburglar. The newest fad in Hong Kong are weddings in McDonalds. Yes, I do mean McDonalds, the home of the McChicken, the cause of making you […]