Nose Picking and Dancing: Two Driving Activities I Do Not Recommend

Dear Lady Next to me at the Stoplight, Hi. It was great that we could meet up like this this morning. I couldn’t help but noticing that your car seems very nice. Is it new? If not, I’m impressed with the care that you have used with your car. It still looks like it just […]

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Coming Soon To A Theatre Near You: Kazaam 2

File this in the “I Wish I Was Making This Up File.” Boston, MA– Shaquille O’Neal has done it all: Become a basketball MVP, a successful rapper, a law enforcement official, and an actor. Now that he’s accomplished it all, why not do it again? That’s the attitude O’Neal, currently the back-up center for the […]

Chris Brown: The King of Bad Ideas

Being a singer must be difficult. Not because of the amount of work, but more because they seem to be incapable of controlling their stupid impulses. Take, for instance, Chris Brown. When we last left Chris Brown, he was eagerly trying to redeem his name, a name tarnished by the devastating proof of violence against […]

List of the Week

I’m not that old. At 23, there should be very little reason to be disappointed with your accomplishments. After all, I have 54.6 years left to leave my mark on the world. With that said, I still feel like a slacker. These people are the reasons why. 1. Blake Griffin– Age 21 In 2009, Griffin […]