Farewell, Good Friends

Dear Everyone in the World, With the rapture sat to begin today, I wanted to be able to wish all of you goodbye. Goodbye. There. I said it. We can all stop crying, the goodbyes are over. There are a few things I wanted everyone to know about me that I’ve been hiding for all […]

Start Your Watches, It’s The Countdown To The End Of The World

I feel obligated to let you in on a little fact. The world is ending May 21st. I’m sure right now, you are tempted to go read the latest article about Lindsay Lohan’s legal troubles and ignore everything I’ve just said. Well, don’t do it. This is way more important. Besides, she’ll have a new […]