Bathroom Philosophy

This evening, I partook in a rousing game of bowling. I am not a great bowler. In fact, I am the worst bowler in history. Nor do I normally care for the bowling alley atmosphere. Sometimes, though, a bowling alley can surprise you. After a few games and a couple overpriced Diet Cokes, I had […]

Happ(le)y Birthday, Johnny Appleseed. You Were One Fruit Obsessed Freak.

There are a few smells associated with fall. There is the smell of cinnamon, the smell of a campfire, the smell of a child’s vomit after too much Halloween candy (a smell comprised of two parts Snickers’ bar, one part Tootsie Pop, and four parts stomach lining). One big smell people always think of, though, […]