Congratulations! You’re The Best At Lasering Eyeballs!

The other day I was listening to the radio. This is a fairly novel idea these days. Most people tend to have forsaken their terrestrial radios for Pandora and podcasts. Long gone are the days of people crowding around the radio to hear “The Lone Ranger” and “Little Orphan Annie” and the likes.  I could […]

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No, Golf On The Radio Is Not More Interesting Than It Sounds

I am an unapologetic sports fan. There is just something about watching a good game that is very exciting. I enjoy the strategic mind games of baseball, the give and take of basketball, the pure brute might and ensuing concussions of football, and the non-stop action of hockey. When the Olympics come around, I will […]

Radio Station Gives Away Babies, Also Gives Me Nightmares

I never win anything. It’s just the way my life works. I can only remember winning a handful of prizes in my lifetime, the last one being an electronic toothbrush. In the tradition of my luck, though, that toothbrush was almost immediately possessed by a demon. Some people say it broke, but I know otherwise. […]

Kansas City Royals Spring Training: Just as Boring as You Might Expect

With Spring Training officially in session, it’s time for one of my favorite past times. Yes, I do enjoy baseball, but this is not what I’m talking about. I’m talking about Spring Training play-by-play. As a fan of the Kansas City Royals, I spend most of the summer months listening to play-by-play men trying to […]