The Reason Purell Was Invented…

A public restroom is a filthy place. No matter how hard it is scrubbed, how much bleach and ammonia and Clorox go into it, you are sure to find entire civilizations of germs being built from the ground up. Little germ skyscrapers full of germs earning money to pay for their germ house in that […]


Skipping And Restrooms, Together At Last

I don’t understand why movie theatres sell large drinks. They find suckers like me and post pictures of drinks, almost as if to say, “A movie is a REALLY long time to go without some sort of refreshment. Good luck with your dry and itchy throat!” I almost have no choice but to spend every […]

Tales From the Public Restroom

Warning: The following post is an excellent example of over sharing. If you do not care for over sharing, please move along to a different blog. I hear there are a lot of blogs that feature recipes. Maybe you could learn to make a nice spinach dip or some tomato relish to garnish your black […]