What Are the Odds?

The following post is dedicated to my friend Nate. Vegas Casinos have odds for everything. For instance, the odds of Pamela Anderson winning the next season of “Dancing With the Stars” are 40:1. The odds of Childish Gambino’s music video for his song “Heartbeat” being named best hip-hop video at the Video Music Awards are […]

Farewell Middle Class, The Lottery is About To Make Me Rich

I hate being poor. In movies, being poor looks great. You either work way harder than everyone else, eventually becoming successful and reaching that goal you have always dreamed of or you and your other poor friends spontaneously burst into song and choreographed dance. It’s fantastic. In real life, it’s much less pleasant. Without money, […]