New Year’s Day on a Wednesday? Let’s Be Reasonable…

Dear Barack Obama and/or any other public official this might pertain to, Happy 2014! I’m sure you are ready for 2013 to be over. With the launch of Healthcare.gov and the government shutdown, the number of Americans who disapprove of you has jumped up 10%. That’s not good for you at all. If I found […]

The Right Candidate For Pope: Not To Sound Narcissistic, But Me

  For those who have been unaware of the world for the past few weeks, the reigning Catholic Pope has turned in his red shoes and left his post as ruler of the largest church in the world. Today was the first day of voting for a new pope and, after much deliberation, no consensus […]

Pope Joins Twitter. Is Instagramming All of His Food Next?

It was bound to happen. With 500 million people on Twitter, eventually the trend would reach the holiest person on the entire planet. Also the owner of the biggest hat. At last, the Pope has joined Twitter. Going by the handle @pontifex, the Pope*will be tweeting “what he wants to tweet.” For those of you […]