Dance: The Highest Form of Art One Can Perform In a 1996 Pontiac

I can be very self-conscious at times. I have no idea what it stems from, though if I were to guess I would assume it has something to do with not wanting to be laughed at. When people laugh at you, it is very rarely ever fun. There are many things this has held me […]

Dear Zanies Comedy Club

Dear Zanies Comedy Club, This evening, I ordered a burger that you deemed a “Mexican Burger.” I expected this to be a pure international delight, a fiesta in my mouth. Maybe there would be salsa or even fresh pico di gallo. It was not. Please in the future refrain from calling this your “Mexican Burger.” […]

David Blaine: Using His Magic Skills To Stand in One Place Since 1999

Sometime, thousands of years ago, a man was with his regular, average, every day group of friends. After an evening of prehistoric Pictionary, the man went to go pick up his hat. Without warning, a rabbit leapt from the hat. The man stared at his hat, perplexed. He was fairly certain he had not been […]