Thanks For Ruining Everything, Media Jerks!

Dear CNN, Fox, NBC, Google, Yahoo, ESPN, and everyone on Facebook or Twitter, As you might have heard, the Olympics began this weekend in London. Today was the first day of events and I was very eager to watch Michael Phelps swim in his first race. As you have reminded me every day leading up […]


Get Ready For A Trumpresidency

Warning: The following story features a significant amount of references to Donald Trump. While the obvious jokes about Trump’s hair are sitting right in front of us, we here at the Life and Times feel we are above those jokes. There will be no mentions of the piece of road kill that the Donald plopped […]