What to Say When You Don’t Know What to Say to a Guy

As I do occasionally, I was perusing a list of Google searches that have led to my blog. I skimmed through, finding the usual “Unicorns” and “Obama Shower Curtain” and came upon a new one I had never encountered. “What to say when you don’t know what to say to a guy.” This struck me […]

The Dangers of World Peace

It’s been the dream of every Miss America contestant in history. John Lennon sang about it while, for some reason, playing guitar in bed with Yoko. There is even a statistic, the Global Peace Index, devoted solely to the phenomenon. It all, though, seems like a waste of time. The dream of world peace is […]

Lockouts: Fun For the Whole Family!

It’s the newest thing. It seems like if you aren’t doing it, you are missing out on all of the excitement. In fact, if you haven’t jumped on the bandwagon yet, you’re most likely a huge loser. Everyone in America is doing the lockout. The definition of a lockout is very simple. From Wikipedia: “A […]

Coming Soon To A Theatre Near You: Kazaam 2

File this in the “I Wish I Was Making This Up File.” Boston, MA– Shaquille O’Neal has done it all: Become a basketball MVP, a successful rapper, a law enforcement official, and an actor. Now that he’s accomplished it all, why not do it again? That’s the attitude O’Neal, currently the back-up center for the […]

List of the Week

I’m not that old. At 23, there should be very little reason to be disappointed with your accomplishments. After all, I have 54.6 years left to leave my mark on the world. With that said, I still feel like a slacker. These people are the reasons why. 1. Blake Griffin– Age 21 In 2009, Griffin […]