No, The Novelization of “Men In Black” Does Not Count as a Book

I was peacefully enjoying a nice cup of tea today when I happened to glance across the room. There sat a man reading. This is not unusual. In fact, I see people reading almost every day. If you didn’t know better, you would think these people had no TV or something. They’re probably just there […]

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My Wife, the Old Lady

The following post is not only approved by my wife, but was actually suggested by her. Women, don’t get mad at me. It’s all her doing.   As a young lad, I remember learning about life expectancy. I was horrified. As a male, I was doomed to depart this life long before my female peers. […]

Cell Phones: Now With Extra Creepy!

On Jeopardy a while ago, there was a competition between smug, way-too-smart-for-their-own-good humans and a smug, way-too-smart-for-its-own-good computer. It was man versus machine, a timeless competition between humankind and what we can create. Guess what? The computer won. I’m uncomfortable with technology being smarter than me. The only advantage I have over computers at this […]