“Jersey Shore” Goes To That Great Unwatchable Cable Channel in the Sky

Tragic news has been circulating the internet for the past few days. After what seems like decades, America’s premier example of why the rest of the world hates us is coming to an end. MTV is canceling “Jersey Shore.” I would like to take a second to pay honor to the greatest Americans since our […]

Aliens Infiltrate Sammy Hagar’s Brain, Completely Ignore Mine

As I began to peruse my daily news today, my eyes immediately jumped to an article about Sammy Hagar. You might remember Sammy Hagar as 99% of America’s second favorite Van Halen singer (if you like Gary Cherone better, I assume you know nothing about music, therefore you do not count in my statistics). While […]

List of the week: The Best of Spring

Today is the last day of February. That means the winter months are officially ending and its time to look forward to Spring. Hoorah! With that said, it’s time for us to examine the best things about Spring. 1. The weather Sandwiched in between the frigidity of Winter and the brain melting heat of Summer […]