“Downton Abbey” Could Use Some More Excitement

My house is full of “Downton Abbey”. Everywhere I go tonight, all I hear are British accents cascading from my TV, vaguely referencing things that at some point have happened in their home. I have no attention span, so this show is not a show for me. My wife has insisted that I would appreciate […]

Help! My Booger is Trying to Kill Me!

Warning: The following post is real highbrow writing. If you aren’t prepped for a piece of literature that should be read on Masterpiece Theater, this may not be the post for you. Ever since I can remember, I’ve been out of shape. I’ve never been to the point of huffing and wheezing as I make […]