Baseball and Public Intoxication: What a Pair of Bedfellows!

One of the great parts of any professional sporting event is people watching. There is a virtual smorgasbord of people from all walks of life converging into a sea of cheering fans. None of these are as entertaining, obnoxious, or obnoxiously entertaining as the drunk fan. How do you honor a group that provides so […]


The Return of Baseball

At 5:09 a.m., baseball season officially began. The Oakland Athletics, a team that is actually no more athletic than the average team, and the Seattle Mariners, a team that spends no more time at sea than the average team, kicked things off in Japan while everyone in America was slapping their snooze button and cursing […]

Home Run Derbies: So Exciting You’ll Need a Sedative

I was six the first time I went to a baseball game. My family was vacationing to Kansas City, a glorious and beautiful oasis in the summer. By oasis, I do mean it’s like being in a barbecue smoker for days at a time. We went to Kauffman stadium and sat, watching the Royals play […]

This is Why Pitchers Should Not Be Left Unsupervised….

Pitchers and catchers report to spring training in three days. For pitchers and catchers, that means vacation is almost over. Most players are likely spending their time with family and relaxing. A couple apparently aren’t sure what to do with their free time. Chicago White Sox pitcher Mark Buehrle recently gave an interview to […]