The Amazing Elastic Ankles and the Adventure of the Family Pictures

Occasionally, you discover something about yourself that you never dreamed possible. Throughout your whole life, you had never thought about the possibility that you could be this thing and even if you had, you would have scoffed at the idea. Today, I found out I am a contortionist. Like most self-discovery, it came at a […]

If a Tree Can Get a Book Deal…

I walked out of my apartment today to the most glorious sight I had ever laid eyes on: Spring! Everywhere I looked, flowers were blooming, grass was turning green, people, pale from their winter hibernation, were exposing their incredibly pasty legs to the world. Life was good. With beautiful spring weather bringing life back to […]