My Wife, the Old Lady

The following post is not only approved by my wife, but was actually suggested by her. Women, don’t get mad at me. It’s all her doing.   As a young lad, I remember learning about life expectancy. I was horrified. As a male, I was doomed to depart this life long before my female peers. […]

Earth Hour 2011: Learn to Love the Dark

I’ve been training for this all year. Tomorrow, the pain, the torture, all of the stress will be worth it when my switch-flipping finger can properly save the world. Tomorrow is Earth Hour. For those who aren’t too sure what I’m talking about, read a newspaper every so often. I can’t be your source of […]