Farewell, Good Friends

Dear Everyone in the World, With the rapture sat to begin today, I wanted to be able to wish all of you goodbye. Goodbye. There. I said it. We can all stop crying, the goodbyes are over. There are a few things I wanted everyone to know about me that I’ve been hiding for all […]

Thank You For The Spam, Internet

As an international blogging superstar (I have one subscriber from Canada, so it counts), I receive many comments from people. Most of these comments I receive are complete nonsense. In fact, a lot aren’t even from real people. Just because they are nonsense, though, does not mean they should be completely ignored. To show my […]