Ironing: Just Another Gap in My Basic Knowledge

There are many things in life my genes did not equip me to do. I will never wear normal sized gloves, hats, pants, or, I would assume, any sort of outfit consisting of the three (a pair of glhants?). When spring rolls around, I will spend two month being unable to breathe correctly. It is […]

Nathan and the Unending Search for Cool

I am, without a doubt, one of the nerdiest people I know. I have been all of my life. I was never the cool guy with a leather jacket, receiving lustful glances from all women I came into contact with. I was more like the guy in a windbreaker who received attention from the cool […]